Lawyers

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers.
Some of it might not be true.

quote by Gerald F. Lieberman
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Creation and destruction

Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.

quote by Pablo Picasso

(thanks Steven Michiels)
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Power of the lawyer

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law.

quote by Jeremy Bentham
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Heaven and hell

Heaven is where the police are British, the mechanics German, the cooks are French, the lovers Italian, and all is organize by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians


Quote by Eliane Kirchner
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Forgiveness

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Unknown

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Telephone

Utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none

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